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Football Quotes

All the following are genuine quotes from footballers. The names have been removed to protect their dignity - actually if you go to Google it's not that hard to find out who said what!

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'"

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."

"My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7."

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."

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Try one of our fun online games such as Tetris, Tic Tac Toe and our picture puzzle.

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Humour - Being British!

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a >>Belgian beer, then travelling home and grabbing an Indian curry or a >>Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American >>shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of >>anything foreign!!!

Only in Britain.. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and >> >>a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then >>have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

NOT TO MENTION...

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. (ouch!)

A massive 543 Brits (All watching the football matches?) were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.

 

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Have a look at the following amazing end to a Brazilian football game - courtesy of the BBC. A Brazilian referee faces suspension after allowing a last-minute goal scored by a ballboy. To see the clip goto the BBC news website and type in "ballboy scores" into the search bar at the top of the page.

Also on the BBC site another ballboy story - again from Brazil - this time one accused of foul play for taking too long to retrieve the ball!

Quick Quiz

Name the clubs who play at these grounds?

1. Easter Road

2. Reebok Stadium

3. Bernabau

4. Loftus Road

5. Goodison Park

6. JJB Stadium

7. St James Park

8. Emirates Stadium

Click here for the answers.

Humour - School excuses

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected
by schools from all over the country:

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School : Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and
also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in
the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
close veins .

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea)
(direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

Please excuse Burma , she has been sick and under the doctor.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not
breed well.

Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is
gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.